Guy came into the shop I work at wanting a coverup of a previous regrettable tattoo. Pretty normal until he casually mentioned it's on his dick, and it's a red rocket. None of the dudes in the shop wanted to cover it up or even see it, only person who stepped up was one of the female artists. She was like, "I don't think I have a dick tattoo for my portfolio, so fuck it, lets cover it up."
The only possible way to cover it up was the add so much black work, so she freehand drew a tuxedo onto his shlong.
Dude ended up with a dapper dick and he was happy with it. Weirdest day at work ever.