15 WHAT JOB EXISTS BECAUSE WE ARE STUPID

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I work in a burn unit.

  • Don't put accelerants on a camp/bonfire.

  • Don't go back into a burning house/vehicle/airplane

  • Don't put accelerants on bonfires. This includes aerosol cans of stuff. Those blow up.

  • Don't make meth unless you have an advanced degree in the field.

  • Don't put accelerants on bonfires. Even if it "Just won't light."

  • Don't let your pot handles hang over the edge of the stove where your kid can reach.

  • Don't put accelerants on bonfires, even if you've "been doing it for years."

  • Don't pick up containers of flaming grease and oil.

  • Don't put accelerants on bonfires. Diesel is an accelerant.

  • Don't keep electric cigarettes in your pocket.

  • DON'T. PUT. ACCELERANTS. ON. YOUR. GADDAM. FIRE. ????

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