
So I delivered like five pizzas to this guy once. I had to ring the doorbell several times before he came to the door. When he got there he didn't really say anything except to come on in real quick.
Now you aren't supposed to go in people's houses but I decided who cares I can defend myself.
I get inside this guys huge house and its full of weird shit. There was a full suit of armor right by the door, and somewhere he had this Halloween CD playing creepy, deep voiced laughs. While he's searching for his wallet the biggest dog I've ever seen walks up to me and falls at my feet pushing me over. So I'm sitting next to a suit of armor petting this huge ass dog waiting for this middle aged man to pay me.
He gave me a $40 tip.
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