16 NSFW DIRTIEST JOKE YOU KNOW

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After meeting, Tarzan takes Jane back to his tree house. Laying on the floor as she admires his muscular torso, while subtlety opening her legs, she says to Tarzan, "So big boy, what do you do when you have a desire to fuck".

Tarzan looks at her and says, "Tarzan find tree with hole then Tarzan fuck tree".

Jane opens her legs wider and says "Why don't you fuck me like you fuck the trees"

As Tarzan removes his loin cloth and as Jane gets excited seeing his huge cock, suddenly, without warning he kicks Jane right in the cunt. Wincing on the floor she finally catches her breath and shouts at him "What the fuck did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for squirrels first."

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