Public apologies that mean nothing. A company/public figure would be forced to release an apology and it would just be the most passive agressive and non-apologetic letter.
23 WHATS THE SCARIEST STORY YOU KNOW THAT IS 100 TRUE
17 UNLIKELY TO HAPPEN YET FRIGHTENINGLY PLAUSIBLE
21 OH YOU'RE A PROGRAMMER I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY PRINTER EQUIVALENT OF THIS IN YOUR JOB
17 IF YOU DRINK A 12 PACK OF BEER EVERY DAY FOR A MONTH AND KEEP YOUR JOB YOU GET A MILLION DOLLARS ...
23 A FAD THAT WAS SO BAD THAT IT WILL NEVER BE REPEATED
13 WHAT DO YOU DO TO CHEER YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE SAD OR UPSET
20 WHAT LITTLE THINGS KEEP YOU HAPPY
23 A DICK MOVE YOU STILL HAVEN'T QUITE GOTTEN OVER