24 YOUVE BEEN GRANTED IMMORTALITY YOURE A MINIMUM WAGE WORKER WITH A USELESS DEGREE AND CRIPPLING ST...

29 YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT THAT YOU CAN'T BRING UP IN NORMAL CONVERSATION

14 YOU SUDDENLY APPEAR ON THE STAGE OF AMERICAS GOT TALENT 1000 PEOPLE ARE CLAPPING AND CHEERING THE...

26 NICEST THING A COMPLETE STRANGER HAS EVER DONE FOR YOU

30 AIRPLANE PILOTS YOUR BIGGEST WE'RE ALL FUCKED UP MOMENT THAT YOU SURVIVED AND YOUR PASSENGERS D...

30 SERIOUS WHEN WAS A TIME YOU LEGITIMATELY THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE

14 WHEN SOMEONE SAYS I MISS YOU AND YOU DON'T MISS THEM WHAT DO YOU REPLY

26 SERIOUS HEY YOUR THANK GOD I LOOKED AT THE CONTRACT MOMENT