29 YOU’RE AT A PARTY AND FIND YOURSELF STUCK IN A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE YOU DON’T ESPECIALLY WANT TO TALK TO ABOUT SOMETHING YOU’D REALLY RATHER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT YOUR BEST QUICK ESCAPE LINE OR MOVE

1. but…

"I have to go to the bathroom".

If they keep on talking: "Okay, but I really need to take a shit, so bye".

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