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I'm a hip disarticulate amputee on my left side, meaning they took the entire leg. I just have a fleshy lump there, right up next to my crotch.
This means I get to say my dick is longer than my left leg as a factual statement. There are very few good things about being an amputee, so I take what I can get.
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