I was about 11 or so when my step-uncle asked me under his breath, “Hey baby, wanna wrestle?” before nudging me with his elbow and giving me a wink. Being young and naïve, I figured he meant something along the lines of WWE, so I replied jokingly that there’s no way he could beat me. He smiled and said, “Oh, I think we’d both win.” I sat there confused for a while.

Makes me shudder and creeped out every time I think about it.