
Plant the wheat, tend to the wheat, harvest the wheat. Tend to the cow, the pig, the duck. Defer to my lord whenever he passes in the distance.
Maybe the odd pint down at the pub, coin permitting?
Edit: /u/sonicVroom has a point. My stretch goal this year is to get another duck and – as long as I'm reaching for the stars – a drake to match. Another pig's out of the question, though…do I look like I'm made of wheat?
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