15 WHATS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING YOUVE EVER DONE IN YOUR LIFE NSFW

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I was at work one day, going through a herd of cows during the calving season. The boss man sighted one that was about eight months pregnant, or had been up until this point… The cow had begun to spontaneously abort the calf.

The embryo, still in the bag, was 70% out of the vagina and hanging loosely. Obviously this was a situation that had to corrected and we were a good mile away from the barn and the head-gate within; and on rough terrain to start with.

Being the low man on the totem pole, I was, naturally, tasked with following behind the cow to drive her towards the barn. Boss man stayed up on the ridge, watching from afar with his binoculars and cell phone in hand. So I followed the cow through the briar patches and hollers, and we were getting along pretty good. Were.

It was a hot summer day, and I'd driven the animal out of the shade trees. Between the heat and physical distress, I knew she wasn't going to make it to the barn on the far side and bottom of the ridge. So I said to hell with it, and called the boss… We talked it over while the cow rested, and decided not to stress her any further. That mean I had to walk up to the top of the hill, and get some of those shoulder length disposable gloves and a lasso, and clean her out where she stood beneath an oak tree.

The cow was docile enough I was able to toss the rope across her head and tie her off to a low hanging branch without much fuss. Then I gloved up and got to work… The calf was coming out tail first, a breech birth and long since dead. Working my hands into her birth canal, I was able to get enough of a hold on the sack to get a good grip; I braced my feet and with two or three good pulls I got the calf out.

The sack burst upon hitting the ground, soaking my legs in embryonic fluid. Hot, slimy, fresh embryonic fluid and blood. Bad enough, right? I bent over, catching my breath; pulling a calf by hand ain't easy.

The cow shit. The cow coughed. At the same time; giving the runny fecal matter a bit of pressure as it came out. At this time the top of my head was about at the same level as her asshole.

Embryonic fluid and blood from the waist down, diarrhea from the top of my head to the bottom of my t-shirt. I was fucking covered, and it was all mixing together to accumulate in the bottom of my muck boots.

Nastiest goddamn thing I've ever done in my life; the boss man laughed while he used to pressure washer at the barn to half way hose me off before giving me the rest of the day off.

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