Write a note on the receipt! I can't tell you how many times my night is immediately made better by someone just writing me a small note saying they enjoyed the service. I've kept a couple notes that aren't on a restaurant copy.
14 ARM AMPUTEES IS SLEEPING ON YOUR SIDE MORE OR LESS COMFORTABLE NOW WHY
19 WHAT MOMENT IN AN ARGUMENT MADE YOU REALIZE THIS PERSON IS AN IDIOT AND THERE IS NO WINNING SCENA...
19 HOW WILL YOU REACT IF ROBERT MUELLER IS FIRED
26 YOU ARE NOW IN THE YEAR OF YOUR CURRENT TIME 24 HOUR HOW FUCKED ARE YOU
18 CONFUCIUS ONCE SAID WE ALL HAVE TWO LIVES THE SECOND ONE STARTS WHEN YOU REALISE YOU ONLY HAVE ON...
20 YOURE CHOOSING A BAND NAME THE NAME MUST INCLUDE A TYPE OF PASTA YOU GOING TO CALL YOUR BAND
23 SCARIESTCREEPIEST THEORY YOU KNOW ABOUT
25 ESCORT GIRLS HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CAUGHT BY THE CLIENT'S SO HOW DID THAT GO