People that have to order shit done a specific way and then bitch about it. I can give you a list:
Lady ordered chicken schnitzel but didn’t want it deep fried so she wanted it grilled. So she got her breaded grilled chicken and complained that it was bland
Guy didn’t want his calamari deep fried because he was on a diet, so we pan friend it in minimal oil and he complained because it didn’t look as good
Lady ordered truffle sauce, complained because it was “too strong”. It’s fucking truffle you idiot what do you expect!!!
And my personal favourite…. a couple complained because their kilpatrick oysters were “warm and slimy”. Like fuck off. Firstly have you ever eaten an oyster? And it fucking should be warm, it just came from under the grill.
Damn people seriously piss me off