27 911 DISPATCHERS OF THE DUMBEST CALLS YOU’VE GOTTEN

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Guy gets his truck stuck in the mud while out doing donuts at 3 AM and calls for help. Tell him he needs to pay a tow truck to winch him out. Guy gets angry and claims we are leaving him stranded in the dark (spooooky), tell him we can send an officer out to check on him if the area is unsafe. “Y’all got me fucked up, I’m on probation and you tryin to send me back to jail!”

Tow truck arrives and while trying to winch him out, guy keeps taking off his clothes and trying to have sex with his girlfriend in the back seat…of the truck the driver is working on. Tow driver leaves. Guy calls back and is now VERY angry that tow driver didn’t give his girlfriend a ride home, since he’s gonna fight the cops when they show up. Additional officers were sent.

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