
My friend, who I believe must have been bi, offered [serious] to blow me on my 18th birthday. He said "When I turned 18, my two friends sat me down and told me to relax and this isn't gay."
I declined but I'm pretty sure he wasn't kidding. If he was, he was very convincing. Hadn't thought of that in quite awhile.
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