When i was 7 i was playfully pushing a sheep and he pushed forward. Next thing i know i am against a wall, sheep head on my chest and 5 seconds later i realize he is too strong for me. I literally thought i was going to die right there.
23 YOU WAKE UP IN KIM JONG UN'S BODY YOU CAN SPEAK AND UNDERSTAND KOREAN WITHOUT GETTING ASSASSINATE...
18 WHAT QUOTE FROM A VIDEO GAME STUCK WITH YOU
23 GOTO FANTASY YOU THINK OF BEFORE FALLING ASLEEP
31 EQUALLY ENJOYABLE WHETHER YOU ARE RICH OR POOR
28 IF THE HEADLINE CELEBRITY OUTED AS SERIAL KILLER APPEARED WHO WOULD YOU EXPECT IT TO BE ABOUT
14 LADIES A DEAD GIVE AWAY THAT A GUY WATCHES TOO MUCH PORN WHEN YOU SLEEP WITH HIM
21 SOMETHING THAT WAS NORMAL IN MEDIAVAL TIMES BUT WOULD BE WEIRD TODAY
23 YOU HAVE BEEN APPOINTED GOSH GOD'S ASSISTANT FOR SMALLER LESS SERIOUS EVERYDAY BUSINESS OF YOUR ...