In addition to a previously mentioned dairy problem I'm allergic to walnuts. Anaphylactic shock allergic. So of course when I ask the nice lady if there are walnuts are the "secret" of her chocolate chip cookies she says no, no. I explain I'm allergic to them and it's important. "No, no, just try them and you'll see."

I try them and immediately know there all walnuts.

"See, you aren't allergic"

I an screaming at my friend across the room where my epi pen is in the car and to have someone call the ambulance now.

From the depths I also wheeze out for someone to get her name and contact info.

Thanks for trying to kill me lady.