I was riding my motorcycle years ago to visit a chick in Tallahassee fl…. it was 1am and i was trying to figure out exactly where she lived. (Pre gps days)
I got sand in my eye from the road and stopped at a redlight to try and clean them out. The light went green but i sat there a few seconds cleaning my eyes. There was nobody around so i wasnt worried about blocking traffic.
Right at that moment an old pos hoopdie blew the redlight doing almost 100mph.
I am 100% positive i am still here because I got sand in my eyes.