Went on two dates with a guy.

I saw some red flags, but weren’t sure they were red at first. We’d be texting and he’d say I was bad at little things. Basically negging, but sometimes the way it was said, I couldn’t tell if he was serious or not.

It was all in my mind that it could be a red flag, but I decided on a second date.

He started saying how I needed to paint my nails, but only certain colors. He was serious. He also ordered a bunch of stuff for me that I told him I didn’t like and then tried to get me to drink/eat it.

Basically, my wants were completely ignored and by the second date he had a list of little things he deemed me bad at – like he didn’t like the way I hugged.

I decided to nope the fuck out. So I told him thanks, but I didn’t see us working out.

He flipped shit. Said my insecurities and fear were showing, and he could see why I was single.

So I was like omgnohelpme.

I told him to stay away. I wasn’t interested.

He told me I just needed some time to think it over. To calm down (????). Then the best part came: he said I was his girlfriend.

I told him I wasn’t. He said no, I was.

He was attempting to force me to be his girlfriend.

So I got the fuck out, blocked him on everything, and 8 months later he’s still trying to contact me. Like wtf.