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“OPEN UP! POLICE! WE HAVE A SEARCH WARRANT!”
It was about 6am, accompanied by banging that was loud as shit. Turns out it was for the apartment beneath my bedroom window but I sat straight up and my first thought was, “Oh no, they got me!” despite being one of the least shady people alive.
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