It's not quite the same but I have a lifetime membership to my gym. I pay maybe a few dollars a year for some taxes and hats it. I have to pay those few dollars to keep it alive but shit even if I go once a year it's worth it and I go probably 3-4 times a month. I've had this for about 18 years now.
19 ANYONE WHO WON A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF SOMETHING WHAT DID YOU WIN AND ARE THEY STILL SUPPLYING IT TO YOU
24 YOU'RE TIRED FROM THE HUMAN RACE SO YOU DECIDE TO HELP AN ADVANCED ALIEN CIVILIZATION DESTROY THE...
24 BEST CLEANING TIP YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED
20 TATTOO ARTISTS YOUR BIGGEST OH SHIT MOMENT WHILE TATTOOING
18 MOST FUCKING USELESS THING THAT THEY TEACH IN SCHOOL
15 PEOPLE WITH SIZEABLE FLAG COLLECTIONS RED FLAGS
25 WHATS SOMETHING WEIRDFUNNYEMBARRASSING YOUVE DONE ON AUTO PILOT
29 SOMETHING WE CAN ALL AGREE ON BEING A DICK MOVE
25 MEN WHO PROPOSED AND SHE SAID NO WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS WITH YOUR LIFE