15 BEST JOKE YOU’VE MADE THAT FLEW OVER EVERYONE AND YOU WANT SOME GODDAMN RECOGNITION FOR

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Senior year religion class at a Catholic High School. Our Deacon teacher asks us "Whats the two words you're not supposed to say to a Jehova's Witness?" The class was a wasteland of boredom. I, figuring what the hell, raised my hand and responded "Come In." Dead. Silence. Might as well as have had a tumbleweed rolling by.

For the record the answer was "Happy Birthday."

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