I don't have the street smarts or survival skills to avoid terrible things for 3000 years. I'd have spent the last 1000 years chained in a dungeon getting my nipples drilled by corkscrews by people who think I'm of the devil.
30 BECAUSE OF AN EPIDEMIC EARTH IS GOING BACK INTO THE MIDDLE AGES ONLY 1 OF THE POPULATION IS STILL...
32 IF WRITTEN LIKE A NEWS REPORT WHAT STORIES FROM THE BIBLE WERE DONE BY FLORIDA MAN
23 YOU THE 1 OF
20 ORS WHO ARE NOT IN LOVE WITH THEIR SOS WHY ARE YOU STILL WITH THEM
31 YOURE BROWSING ON CHRISTMAS DAY FAMILY DOING THATS SO BORING
25 WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR SO THAT ISN'T NORMAL
16 STUPIDEST THING YOUVE DONE JUST TO SHOW YOU COULD DO IT
24 BEST WAY TO AVOID AWKWARD SILENCE IN CONVERSATIONS