Remember those flying goombas from Super Mario Bros 3? The ones that would drop little mini goombas all over you? Have the little goombas stick all over your kart, slowing down your max speed just enough to be annoying and the only way to get rid of them is to wait them out or swerve around left and right violently shaking them off.
19 YOU ARE TASKED WITH CREATING A NEW ITEM IN MARIO KART MOST DEVIOUS ITEM
17 WORKERS WHEN HAVE YOU SAID FUCK THIS I QUIT
21 ON APRIL 1ST EVERYONE GETS A TEXT ON THEIR PHONE SAYING APRIL FOOLS SORRY ABOUT THE BEGINNING OF ...
19 OBVIOUS IMMEDIATE GIVEAWAYS THAT SOMEONE IS AN AMERICAN
13 AN EXTREMELY COMMON THING THAT OTHERS CAN DO BUT YOU CANT
26 WHATS ONE THING YOURE ALWAYS WILLING TO PAY THE EXTRA PRICE FOR
25 IF YOU COULD MAKE ONE LAW THAT HAD TO BE UNIVERSALLY OBEYED WHAT WOULD IT BE
12 AN ALBUM YOU CAN LISTEN TO ALL THE WAY THROUGH WITHOUT SKIPPING
19 WHAT SHOULD BE COVERED IN A SEX ED CLASS BUT NEVER IS