A guy proposed to his girlfriend at the booth across from my friends and I…at Olive Garden.
When he got down on one knee and opened the box, she was shaking her head and then just stared silently. It must've been a whole 30 seconds of pure silence, but it felt like an eternity.
Then, the guy proceeded to describe the ring, how much it cost, the different aspects of it, etc. Finally, the girl just went, "Nooooooo" and the guy just sat back down and they tried to finish their dinner. I caught eyes with our server and he made the most perfect "holy hell that was bad" face. Geeze that was awkward.

Edit: I still picture him saying "My love for you is like these breadsticks…Unlimited<3"