My brother is a Detroit cop, told me this one:
They get a call from someone reporting their car was stolen. They show up and it turns out someone had already stolen the tires off the car, then a different group stole the actual car. They pushed it two blocks without tires and left perfect grooves in the street all the way to their garage. Their defense was "But we didn't steal the tires". Detroit: When we rob you, we REALLY rob you.