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Got on an elevator with a woman and she had on these really nice boots so I complimented them by saying "nice boots" she cups her breasts and says "well you're not shy,thank you they're real" and then immediately realized I said booTs ,she thought I said "nice boobs" longest elevator ride ever. To this day whenever I say boots in any context I do so with a very hard deliberate T
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