1. fingers…
There is a Christian Mothers Against Masturbation group on FB. I am almost positive it is satirical, but they posted this recently:
"Before you spend your money on a diamond, make sure she has never self-raped her sin cave." And "Her fingers are for diamonds, not ringing the devil's doorbell."
Self-raping my sin cave. Hell awaits.
Facebook Comments
Related posts:
26 WHATS A LITTLE THING YOU DO TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
18 MOST FUCKING USELESS THING THAT THEY TEACH IN SCHOOL
13 PET OWNERS THE MOST INTELLIGENT THING YOUR PET HAS DONE
12 SOME POPULAR SAYING THAT YOU THINK IS TOTAL BULLSHIT
31 YOU CAN FREEZE TIME BUT ONLY FOR 10 SECONDS AT A TIME BEST USE FOR THIS POWER
26 NICEST THING A STRANGER HAS DONE FOR YOU
18 WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE PLACE TO HAVE SEX
19 FOR THOSE WHO GREW UP POOR WHAT DID YOU CONSIDER A LUXURY
