1. fingers…
There is a Christian Mothers Against Masturbation group on FB. I am almost positive it is satirical, but they posted this recently:
"Before you spend your money on a diamond, make sure she has never self-raped her sin cave." And "Her fingers are for diamonds, not ringing the devil's doorbell."
Self-raping my sin cave. Hell awaits.
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