12 FAVORITE EUPHEMISM FOR MASTURBATION

1. fingers…

There is a Christian Mothers Against Masturbation group on FB. I am almost positive it is satirical, but they posted this recently:

"Before you spend your money on a diamond, make sure she has never self-raped her sin cave." And "Her fingers are for diamonds, not ringing the devil's doorbell."

Self-raping my sin cave. Hell awaits.

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