15 THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING OR HAVING SEX HOW DID YOU HANDLE THAT WHAT HAPPENED

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The time I lost my virginity was with my ex. I was driving her home and we decided to stop in my neighborhood(I lived in a really rural, secluded neighborhood) and get funky in the back seat. We go in back and start getting down to business. A few minutes into it and I saw headlights shine on us from behind. We stopped and paused while the car behind us stayed there for a minute before driving off.

Thinking we were in the clear, we started going at it again. Things were going well until another pair of headlights shown in from behind us. I look up and to my horror, a police car sat parked behind us on the little country road. We got dressed and a female cop walked up to the back door and knocked. I opened the window and the officer told me to step out.

There I stand, fly down, shirt backwards and inside out in the cold night air. Another officer gets out of the cop car and goes “man, what’s with all these kids having sex tonight?”(there’s a story there that I desperately want to know). The first officer laughs and goes. “Are you the only 2 in the car?” I laughed, what’d she think? We invited our friends to watch? “The report we got said that there were 4-5 people having sex in the back of the car”. Apparently the first set of headlights had been an off duty officer that lived in my neighborhood. He thought there was a fucking orgy going on in my car so he called it in.

To this day I think about what a weird night that was.

TLDR: lost my virginity in the back of a car and got the cops called on us by someone who thought we were having an orgy somehow.

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