1. random…
Daughter was five (I'm dad) and she and I were in Kroger looking at greeting cards. She was proud of her reading ability, picking up cards at random and reading them. Suddenly she read, in a very clear, very loud voice, "Sex. Sex. Sex. Is that all you ever want from me?"
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