A friend used to clean hotel rooms as a side job, once he found a shit on the night stand with a slice of cheese on top.
Another time, he went into a room to clean and this woman was lying on the bed naked, he apologized and started to leave. She offered him 50 euros to spit on her while she masturbated.
He spat on her.
they found out who it was and charged him extra for cleaning etc. Also banned him from the chain.
Apparently, this wasn't the only hotel he would furnish with his night stand based sliced dairy fecal topped deposits.
Edit: thanks for the silver you person you!
Edit again another silver! Cheers all!