In my basic training class I was a squad leader which is essentially just a person who does extra chores.
Anyways, for reasons unknown, myself and the other squad leaders were doing pushups in the drill sergeants office. Now when you do these pushups you eventually reach muscle failure so you just sorta hang out there in the front leaning rest and try to bust out another pushup every few seconds or so.
We're all in there dying and the drill sergeant says to one of my buddies:
"Private Hudson! Tell me what's the difference between basic training and being in prison"
Without missing a beat Private Hudson says "Drill Sergeant! In prison they get to watch TV!"
The drill sergeant cracked a little bit of a smile and then told us to get up and get out of there.