When I was 5 or so I went to a baseball game with my dad and he wouldn’t let me get popcorn. I really wanted popcorn. I walked away and sat on a random man’s lap started eating his popcorn. I closed my eyes and pretended like I thought it was my father “like oh dad you got popcorn thanks” because my child mind thought my dad would believe I thought it was him and wouldn’t get mad. I don’t think that would be very cute as a 21 year old.
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