Oh boy,

Grade 3, I said "AW, CRAP!" when I got tagged out, rounding second, during a game of soccer baseball (canadian term for kickball). A little girl covering the base screamed "TEACHER!!!!!!! NEGOTIATIONFAIR SAID THE C WORD!"….. so i got put on detention and yelled at for the rest of the day until i finally snapped on my teacher at the end of the day and said "listen teacher, I don't get it, all I said was "aw, crap" when she caught the ball and i didn't even know that that was a swear word!" The teacher replied "oh, I'm so sorry, i thought you said the OTHER "C" word"….

I said "what is the other c word?"

She said "ask your mother".

At the end of the day i got into the van and told my mom what happened. She broke out laughing her ass off and explained to me, when i asked, that the word the teacher thought i had said was "cunt"…

I went to school the next day and said to all my friends

"Hey guys, guess what word i just learned".