I was at a gay bar with some gay friends and this young guy wearing a friggin suit walked up and asked me for a dance. I told him I wasnt gay and he said "I just came out and I want my first dance to be with someone beautiful."
I did a slow dance with the dude and went on my way.
Dude deserved it for that A line.
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