I saw one where a guy had metal teeth, like Jaws from James Bond. He ended up on some deserted island with a bunch of "Amazon" women who all loved him – because his teeth could open canned goods.

Each sex scene started out with some girl bringing him a can of something to open.

At the end, he gets back to civilization, and there's a woman trying to open a can and he's like, "Let me help you with that," looks at the camera and smiles, freeze frame, roll credits.

Whoever directed that was too good for porn.