I used to work in a job in the entertainment industry where I wore a kilt a lot of the time. Couldn't believe how many drunken women thought it was perfectly okay to stick their hands up under it and grab a handful of my junk, sometimes pretty aggressively too. I quickly stopped 'freestyling' and wore boxers or compression shorts, and this would lead to the grabbers shouting out, "This loser is wearing pants!" before mocking me to their pals.
Oh, and far too often my kilt was lifted for anyone in eyeshot to see my junk, yet when I pointed out how much trouble I would be in for pulling the same shit with them, I'd get looked at like I was being fecking ridiculous.